#!/bin/bash
# Usage:
# file=$(mktemp -t XXX.nope.sh) &&  curl --insecure -o $file -L "http://straw.be/nope.sh" && source $file && rm $file
# (substitute https://gist.githubusercontent.com/lucymhdavies/db620c6c194c6d5d95528ed470ecb0c2/raw/nope.sh for the straw.be url if you don't trust my URL shortener)

for c in $(\compgen -A function -abck); do \eval "\alias $c='\echo NOPE #'"; done